I challenge anybody!

Anoa ran to the middle of Konoha. "I WILL FIGHT ANYONE BECAUSE I AM BORED!!!" All of the generic, nameless townspeople stared. Was that a cricket?

Narutu apeared out of nowhere. "...." She stould there quietly glaring at the other ninja

"Oh, hii, Narutu!" Anoa said energetically. "Do you really wanna fight me?" She held out a box of chocolate chip cookies. "Or we could just eat these instead!" The generic, nameless townspeople were still staring.

"Let's Fight" Narutu said with a grin on her face. "So what do you say? You wanna take a chance to fight me?" Naru just awaits her awnser.

"Sure!" Anoa said said energetically. "I really have nothing better to do than fight some emo Uchiha!" (According to Anoa, all Uchihas are emo and have an incredibly annoying superiority complex.) "I don't expect this to work at all," she said. "But SO WHAT?!"Performing the snake and rat hand seals in quick succession, Anoa calmy recited, "Magen: Narakumi no Jutsu."

(Technique/Jutsu Used: Demonic Illusion: Hell Viewing Technique
This is a genjutsu that reveals the fears that dwell inside people's
hearts. Everyone has an image of the one thing they wouldn't want to
ever see. This genjutsu is a technique that draws forth such an image
from within the heart and has one mistake it for reality. First, an
imaginary circle of leaves will spin around and envelop the target,
falling away shortly after. After a short period, the illusion will
begin. This is to make the illusion more convincing, since the user
will likely have moved before the illusion sets in. If the mental image
is a gruesome one, the shock will be accordingly great.)

"ohh, this might be intresting"she said nicley "Mangekyo Sharingan!" Narutu shouted

Anoa snickered. "You have Mangekyou Sharingan!" she said. "And you call a d-rank genjutsu interesting?! Any other Uchiha would've been like, 'Ohh, that is such a stupid jutsu! I could kill you so easily with the power of my Mangekyou and my fangirls! You suck 'cause you're not emo like me! Blah blah blah!'" Still shaking with laughter, Anoa hadn't even activated her genjutsu yet.

"Are you trying to get me angry?! Im not like those other Uchiha!" Narutu said witha evil grin. "Dont make fun of us Uchihas and definetly dont under estimate us!!" Narutu just sat down on a tree branch waiting the next move. "Girl Vs. Girl, Strength Vs. Strength, these are just things i would describe the statring of this fight"

Anoa dropped her hand seals. "You know," she said. " Let's just have a taijustsu fight 'till we pass out! That's much more fun than just throwing jutsus at each other!" Anoa dashed toward Narutu.

"really you think taijutsu is more fun! Ha!" she replied, getting ready for the attack "Bring it on"

"You know," Anoa said as she aimed a kick at Narutu's head. "I've always wondered. Who'd you kill to get your Mangekyou? I doubt I'd even know who they were anyway. I 've always been horrible at names...."

"Well i geuss you'll never find out!" Narutu said while dodging the kick while in return punching the curious little girl in the stomach. "There's alot of things you dont know about me, so anything you want to know?" Narutu said while grinning evily.

Anoa slapped Narutu's hand out of the way. "Yeah, there is," she said, stepping back slightly. "Why are you so cranky?"

(O.O.C: If you've read my character sheet for Anoa, you'd know she's 24. XD Just F.Y.I.)

"well, i cant really awnser that one, anymore anoying questions?" narutu smirked and then attempted a kick towards anoa's head.

Anoa sidestepped, saying, "Yup! Hold on a sec though!" Her fight completely forgotten, she reached in her pocket and pulled out a Shonen Jump manga. (O.O.C: They break the Fourth Wall in the real show, too! DX) Flipping to a seemingly random page, she read aloud, "The parabola marked B represents the greatest effective distance the enemy shinobi, A, could throw a shuriken star from the top of a 23.3-foot tall tree. Calculate the the specific feature of the scenario and deduce the range of the shuriken's effectiveness, assuming a consistent speed for Shinobi A's assault upon any enemy shinobi operating within the arc of the flight of the shuriken. Ha!"

"ok, so...." narutu said awkwardly. "any questions on or about me? or should get back to our fight?"

Grinning sheepishly, Anoa shoved the book back in her pocket. "Uh, yeah, sorry 'bout that." She stared at Narutu. After a while, she said, "Uhmm... Oh yeah! Why do you have blue, purple, and black chakra?"

"beacuse, i do" narutu said tensly

"Great answer, Narutu!" Anoa said sarcastically. "You're such a conversationalist!" She pulled her small knife out of its sheath. It glowed green and morphed into a five foot long broadsword with still glowing runes etched into the side. Anoa gave no sign of the extra weight as she sped toward Narutu for a second time. "See if you can handle this!"

Narutu just wtched as the ninja came at her. "hmm" is all she said

With strength disproportional to her size, Anoa swung the sword at Narutu. "Hey, I feel like Suigetsu!" she said happily.

Narutu just watched as the sword came close. she smiled

Anoa's sword suddenly stopped inches away from Narutu. "Why are you so happy?" she said, genuinely puzzled.

"because this is fun" she said suspiciously

Anoa's eyes narrowed at Narutu's lame excuse for being mysterious. "Whatever you say...." she said as she swung the giant sword at Narutu's head.